At the bottom of the page I have included the link to the news article this ramble refers to.
A 37 year old British man by the name of Mark Colborne is on trial for planning to commit acts of terrorism. He planned to murder Prince Charles in the hope that Prince Harry will come to the throne. Now, ignoring the fact that Harry is fifth in line to the throne, so, killing Charles would have done precisely bugger all towards furthering this man’s cause, it’s very interesting to look at the why he planned to off the befuddled horse shagger in favour of the Nazi uniform wearing, party Prince in the first place.
Mark is a militant ginger.
He planned to get Harry on the throne in the hope that by having the ginger Prince become the ginger King society might just stop persecuting people with red hair.
(Obviously, when I say “ginger king” I mean King who is ginger. Chris Evans is the “ginger king”!)
I think people have very little idea what its like to grow up ginger in a society where it’s the one group everyone feels they can abuse without fear of any retribution by society. Only the persecuted individual will exact retribution for the abuse and then will inevitably be punished for exacting said vengeance.
So, basically it’s lose/lose for us fire crotches.
People constantly bang on about how damaging it is to suffer racial abuse if you grow up in a “minority” but, being a “carrot top”, that’s an actual minority.
The highest statistic I saw was 5%; 5% of the global population and the majority are concentrated in the Scandinavian regions of the world, Holland and Scotland.
So, southern England? 1 in a 100. That, that’s the unrepresented minority.
“Oi, oi copper knob!”
I said to my ginger-fancying wife only two days ago at my, thankfully not ginger, eldest daughter’s school that we, the gingers, are the true minority. There we were, sat waiting and a bit bored, and I was looking round the assembly hall at the assembled parents, teachers and kids when I noticed there were lots of Asian faces, Oriental faces, White faces and Afro-carribbean faces, but, just the one ginger girl (and me).
“hello ginge, how’s your minge? Is it red, like your head?”
“Go and cry to mummy you little ginger bitch!”
I guarantee she get’s plenty of this sort of grief, yet, I can also guarantee that nobody addresses it as anything more than playground taunting. They, the school, certainly wouldn’t treat it the same as they would if someone said the “N” or the “P” words and I expect she, the girl in the class, probably wouldn’t even know to complain in the same way one of her technicolour classmates would.
Consider this: so institutionalised and accepted is red hatred that there’s an oft used, popular American expression that get’s delivered pretty frequently in TV shows and movies, usually with a southern drawl. It says: “Beaten like a red-headed step-child”
Think about that. It implies, nae, it flat out states that not only is it ok to beat a red headed child but they should get extra hard beatings over and above the normal because they have red hair… Bet you don’t even think about how that impacts on people who are red headed let alone red and step children, but, if it was “beaten like a n*gga by the police” the world would be up in arms.
Did you know you can even buy a jolly greetings card to send to gingers? it says:
“you may claim you’re strawberry blonde, or even auburn but… it you deny you’re ginger, you’re off your ginger nut”
I checked and I couldn’t find the one that said:
“you may well claim you’re English and only lightly brown, but claim you’re not a P*ki and you’re a bloody P*ki clown!”
I should at this point clarify I’m not racist or xenophobic, I give not two shits for the colour of your skin, your hair or your disability, I hate you all and I do so with equal loathing…
This could just be the reason why.
Still unsure if you believe me?
Maybe I’m over exaggerating?
Type “best ginger insults”, or “ginger jokes” (these amount to the same thing) into your browser and go see for yourselves.
Whats the difference between gingers and bricks? Bricks can get laid.
Look, I’m not saying people should stop abusing gingers, at the end of the day you won’t hurt me with words because of the abuse I continually suffered, I’m just saying don’t be surprised when one of us goes apeshit and kills you all. You fucking asked for it!